Blogtimore, Hon
May 09, 2008
So this week has not been a stand-out week for venue logistics and management in Bmore. The Talking Head finds itself rooming with Sonar in their lounge space as they, like so many others, leave behind the venerated but perpetually troubled/turned-over Davis St space. In the coming weeks and months there are plans to establish the venue as a separate entity, including moving the Head’s entire PA system and staff. In addition, there will be an entrance exclusively for the Talking Head in the small alley next to Sonar. Only time will tell how this space sounds and feels relative to the old, reliable Davis St.
The Talking Head isn’t the only venue having issues. Locals know that the venue Lo-Fi Social Club has had some major logistical problems in the past few months including an anemic schedule, little to no promotion for the shows that successfully went off and a number of shows where bands were double-booked or left in the dark, outside a dark and locked Lo-Fi. Now, some light is being shed and heated drama is emerging surrounding the Lo-Fi Social Club owner Neil Freebairn and former employee Peter Goode. Read up: an apology and vague explanation from Neil on Myspace here while Peter goes more on the offensive with a horrific story of bad business practice below (originally posted on Beatbots/Myspace):
Attention all bands, performers, bartenders, soundboard engineers, Djs, and patrons of Lo-Fi Social Club. I implore all of you to boycott Lo-Fi Social Club. I have kept quiet about this for far too long and feel that it is important for all to know the story of my involvement with the club. I am the former booking agent and curator at Lo-Fi Social Club. After pouring my heart and soul into that club (even scrubbing the floors on my hands and knees with gasoline to get the putty off from the floor after it was installed, for no money whatsoever), I have been completely let down for the last time by Neil Freebairn, the proprietor of the club. I was put in charge of booking at some point in December. I did the best job I could with what little resources that were available to me. Neil told me he didn’t want to bother with the booking anymore and this would be an easy way for me to make some money while the record store was being built (I was to be manager as I will explain shortly). I was the only person doing any booking at that club save a show or two that Neil promoted heavily because his former band was playing, booking around 100 bands and I was working for peanuts, and these are peanuts that were never paid to me. Prior to my working at Lo-Fi Social Club full time, and after having organized the most successful night at the club when the club was at the former location in Brooklyn, The Pain of Being Dead art show, he promised me a position as curator at the new location at 1825 N.Charles. He never paid to ship back artwork to artists that were in this show and I still have several art pieces from that show that rightfully belong in the hands of the artists that spent their money and time to send the artwork to the club for the show. He told me he would pay for this and never did. This show was on April 13th of 2007. In addition to his promise to give me the position of curator, he promised me a position as record store manager when the new location opened. Regretfully, I gave my 2 weeks notice at my then current job. Needless to say, the record store never opened, though he continually promised me that it would over many months. He offered me 24k a year plus health benefits to manage the record store and curate the art shows there. This never happened. He promised for months that he would stock the store and that he was dealing with Morphius to stock the store. I spent countless hours writing up an inventory for which I was never paid. I also began construction of the record store in my backyard with a fellow Lo-Fi staff member because Neil said that if we wanted it to happen, we needed to show initiative. Well, we showed the initiative and spent the majority of my time trying to make that aspect happen and I wound up in the poorhouse for it. Opening night was a disaster as you may all well know. I had stressed to Neil the need to count heads at the door as I knew the club would be packed that night and we would have eyes on us. He decided that “it wasn’t important” and decided to stop counting heads. It actually was very important, as several bands including Durden, Squaaks (and I believe this was supposed to be their cd release party), and Thrushes did not get to play as the police rightfully shut down the show considering it was a fire trap with that many bodies inside and outside of the club. Neil saw this disastrous night as a minor setback, but this left a sour taste in many peoples mouths, including mine, and rightfully so. This was an omen of worse things to come. After a stream of unsuccessful shows Neil booked, he offered me the opportunity to do all the booking for the club, offering me $x amount for each show I booked. I spent months booking every single show at the club and spent a tremendous amount of time talking to bands and setting up 90% of the bills from January through March. In addition to this, I was managing both the myspace calendar and calendar on the official website very diligently, also taking and uploading 90% of the photos and creating content like interviews on the website. I was also videotaping and making and uploading almost all of the videos that are located on the website. I was working extremely hard for Lo-Fi to get off the ground. To make a long story short, Neil Freebairn, after giving him more than adequate time to pay me (he was supposed to start paying me in January, and this left me heartbroken and destitute over the next several months causing me great mental and financial turmoil.) has still not payed me for my booking at his club. Expecting that he would make good on his obligation to pay me, many times over months, he has run me around in circles promising payment. All the public apologies you have seen Neil make, were because I told him it was in his best interest to do so. He seemed to not really care when he left five bands standing outside a locked club for a show that had been booked at least two months in advance, while he decided to go skiing instead of running his club. He chalked this up to a miscommunication even though the show was on the calendar. In addition to him letting me down in all the afforementioned ways, I am stuck dealing with bands and artists that are upset because their bills that were left unfinished due to Neil firing me. I had to deal with all the irate bands leaving me angry messages and artists whose artwork I can not afford to ship back to them. I have very expensive artwork that needs to be shipped back to artists that Neil agreed to pay the cost for and never did. On a side note, at one point, Neil “sold” (he gave it to a prospective buyer who said money was not an issue) a piece of Patio Screendoor’s artwork that was clearly labelled Not For Sale. I got some considerable heat from this though I was no longer involved with the club any longer. Luckily, Patio tracked down his piece of artwork himself and got it back. This past weekend, I decided that, as a favor to my friend Pietro, and only as a favor to him, that I would help him out and hook him up with Lo-Fi as a space so that he could celebrate his birthday. Neil had promised him the night several months before but never returned any of his phone calls or text messages. I felt bad that Pietro wasn’t going to have a place where could have his birthday. Neil promised to pay me a large sum of the money he owes me this past weekend the night of Pietro‘s party. He did not. He avoided me all weekend and never paid me. This is the last straw. He will not return any of my phone calls and has made no effort to contact me. It is s this the type of inept person that should not be supported. I have never worked with a person as unprofessional as this. He has ridden on my coat tails for months on end and has caused considerable damage to my reputation as a booking agent and a curator. He has gone on the radio and not given me any credit even though I was single handedly taking care of all the booking and curation for months on end. I know he has done similar things to other people involved with Lo-Fi that are on public record in the past. I have wasted half a year of my life because of Neil’s promises to me and beyond not fulfilling those, he is not paying me money that he owes me and is illegally using my copyrighted images on his website which he refuses to take down. I implore you to not support this club in any way shape or form. I have good reason to believe he has been selling alcohol illegally at his club on nights he did not have event licenses for as well hoping that he will not get caught. I’ve seen him do it before. I will be pursuing legal action against Neil Freebairn. I am posting this because I don’t think anybody should have to endure anything like what happened to me or bands that were left standing outside of a shut down club or traveling bands that have shown up to find out that Neil booked another show instead and never showed the decency to call and notify the bands. I am an honest person and stand behind this statement 100%. I feel it is important for everyone in the arts and music community to know about these injustices and illegal practices being conducted over at Lo-Fi Social Club. I have it in writing that he owes me this sum of money but he is making no efforts to pay me. The principal of what happened to me is why I am going to pursue this aggressively. This club owner is a dishonest crook that should not be worked with. I intensely regret ever having any involvement with him and his establishment. Yours truly, Peter Goode
As a sometime student of the American Presidency (my favorite reading is presidential biography), I very much appreciated Joel Achenbach's recent "Few Voters Know What the Presidency Really Entails."
Thanks for putting up with the lack of front-page posts for the past couple of days. You guys make the site what it is — no ifs/ands/buts. Much appreciated.
Tonight’s game was as big as any game against the Royals in early May could possibly be. The fact that we rode the DC Cab to a complete game, 4-1 victory would be sweet on any night. The fact that it happened when we needed it most — in order to avert a six-game losing streak, which I count as a meltdown — is just…unspeakably awesome.
Could it be the Bynum Effect?
“I can do anything and everything you want to do on a baseball field,” Bynum said. “If you want me to run the catcher over, I can run him over. If you want me to drop-kick somebody, I’ll drop-kick them. I am ready. I am ready to play ball.”
Quotes like that make me all tingly, and I can’t help but think that an infusion of that kind of attitude might have been just what this team needed. What’s more, DT says that Freddie is the starter, and that’s that. Torres is back from whence he came, and Luis will slot into the utility role for which he’s probably not yet ready.
That’s Trembley showing his team two extremely important things: leadership, and the ability to be firm but fair.
To put this all another way, today was proof that we’re not watching last year’s team. Wins and losses aside, this group — from AndyMac down — is doing things a better way. If that keeps up all season then we will have much to celebrate, indeed.
Bring on game two…
(AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)
I just don't get it. This toy fox is like doggie cocaine. Like
So I just got a new batch. These are ridiculously entertaining for me, but I know better than to keep encouraging them. Unless something drastically amazing happens after these, I’ll probably just ignore them from here.
I can’t shake the feeling that this is some kind of crazy spy code, though.
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Poetry.
I have complained, whined and bitched about the Orioles this week, as a lot of people have; however, tonight showed why we as fans have a lot to look forward to with the new look Baltimore franchise. Daniel Cabrera won his third game — a complete game — thanks to an excellent effort by the tall righty, and Nick Markakis’ three run-homer.
Back to Daniel, the kid is now focused and in a way — now in the zone. Granted, we are not only even 1/2 of the way through the season, but if number 40 keeps this up, he will no doubt be the man we hoped he’ll be. Then again, he may be dangled on the market too.
I’m going to be cautiously optimistic, but so far, so good.
He used groundballs and strikeouts (7) to get himself through in Kansas City.
Finally, how about Freddie Bynum?
The floor is yours.
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Well, this is the first I've ever done this on this blog, but I'm announcing there'll be a give away -- good one.
What's the prize? A copy of MLB 08: The Show for the Sony Playstation III Console. I did a review on it, and the sponsor was kind enough to give five complimentary copies to give away to readers.
The catch, there's none -- however, what I'd like you to do is tell me your favorite baseball story. It could be about the Orioles or anything encompassing the world of the sport -- just as long as it is about it.
Anyhow, the story can be tender, heart-wrenching, funny, serious, or it could be even crude (to extent). Email me personally at mdguy2415@aol.com (I'll post your story on the blog), or you can leave a comment and send me a way to contact you.
I'll have the contest running until next Friday (May 16th), and then ten stories will be chosen to win the available copies of the game.
Good luck!
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In Paul Heyman's Daily Scoop on the CNNsi.com website, the slugger chats about possibly returning to Maryland -- this time -- perhaps as an Oriole.
I'm still not convinced he'll come to Baltimore as our first baseman, but what he told Heyman is promising -- with a grain of salt.
"These are things to talk about at the end of the season,'' Teixeira says. "I'm not going to make any predictions. I'm enjoying playing in Atlanta ... and there's no doubt this organization is a winning organization. When I become a free agent, Atlanta's definitely in the mix.''It's nice to ponder the slugger coming back to Maryland and being the cowboy on a white horse to save the down-trodden Baltimore Orioles. However, he's looking at his options and working in tandem with his agent, Scott Boras, for a huge pay -- a nine digit contract.
How about his hometown Orioles?
"The Orioles are close to my heart,'' Teixeira admitted.
"I have family in Baltimore,'' he continued. "But I have family in Georgia. And I have family in New York.'' (Teixeira's sister Elizabeth Durastanti and her husband Nick live in Hoboken, N.J. and work in New York City.)
Teixeira excels at the free-agent game, partly because he is that rare player who can stick to the script. It's a good one for him. "I love it. I love coming here,'' Teixeira said on a recent trip to New York. "I grew up in a big city. I went to college in a big city [Georgia Tech, in Atlanta]. I like having a lot of things to do.''
I do think he comes to Baltimore -- maybe if Angelos backs up the Brinks truck in front of palacious estate (assuming he's got one), but as I see it, there's a lot more besides more that comes into play.
Having a chance to win.
He'll give Baltimore a chance, but there are several other teams with the financial wherewithal to compete for him, and as well -- win. I don't see with us just because it will go against the method of operation and the goals of Andy MacPhail, but everything is negotiable.
I'm still not holding my breath, but ask me in September.
My mouth had struck so hard that some of my teeth remained embedded in the steering wheel where the EMS team had to literally pick them out. This was the scene and it wasn’t pretty. Allow me to repeat that, my mouth had struck so hard that some of my teeth remained embedded in the steering wheel. Some other teeth had fallen to the floor uprooted from their home, they would never be the same.
From my lower lip to my chin there was nothing but serrated flesh, it had been completely ripped apart - gaping wide open - revealing my gums and the jagged dentin that remained. My smile no longer ruled. Just raw nerves totally exposed, and shocked as hell to be disconnected from their dominion. My jaw was now gazing out in all its glory and menacing in a world where it had no business and I would surely pay the price. It was a freakish and bloodied mess. What had I done?
“Thank God, she must have blacked out,” I heard someone say. Who are they talking about? I was lying on this cold hard road, rocks poking me in all the wrong places. Where am I? The next thing I know, I was on top of a flat board. My body, bruised and battered. My thoughts mangled worse than the twisted steel that wrapped cordially around the telephone pole. The scissors clawed at my clothes, first pressing against each of my legs to cut my jeans and then on my belly to remove my sweater - off they came. I could feel the razor-sharp brisk air envelop my stark naked body. Then I am swiftly covered to keep me from freezing. The blanket that rested on me was so heavy, it could have carried the weight of my troubles. Or maybe it was so dense because soon they’d be taking me to get x-rays. No matter, it was warmth for me now. Here, in the middle of this cold December night.
During this time of crisis I thought of some of the zaniest things: No, no - please not my good jeans - they make me look one size smaller. Please, not my brand new winter coat - I just got that. SAVE IT! Shit, I don’t have underwear on! Mom is going to kill me if I don’t die from this accident. Am I going to die? I was completely mindless to my mother’s cardinal rule: always wear clean underwear in case you get in accident…and here I am, in an accident - I had blown it. These rambling thoughts came to me as my body laid there senseless, motionless. My mind was blazing.
Meanwhile my head was conformed to a straight jacket of sorts, a type of head muzzle to keep me from moving. And I was confined to looking straight ahead, which happened to be up at that particular moment, peering in on this black night sky. The stars, on a crystal clear night catch you looking and scream out - look at me! Look at me! Why don’t I pay more attention to them? But the rest of my body was just numb. Tremors shuddered through me and then I puked. Some of the puke was rolling onto me, dripping off my chinless wound and onto the blanket now. All I could do was probe with my eyes, head and body strapped down - looking dead on to the big dipper.
Thankfully, my eyesight was working at 100%, that is - when they were actually open. I was trying to make sense of what was going on around me. And it was useless. I would come in and out of consciousness, like watching snippets of a movie as you fall in and out of sleep. Only this time being awake meant horrific and excruciating pain piercing through me continuously, my brain working to ration the misery. The accident happened so fast but immediately following, the world around me moved in slow motion. I could hear the helicopter blades motor nearby, pulsating through the air. The dust and debris disturbed on this night. Oh God - what had I done?
The man asked me repeatedly, “What is your name?” Each time I heard him, but the answer strained to come out of me. Finally I answered out loud and began to feel panic overwhelm me. He must’ve known what I was thinking because he said, “Don’t worry, you’re going to be okay. We’ll take care of you.” I was unconscious the whole trip, flying high to the University of Maryland Shock Trauma downtown, while the world slumbered somberly beneath me.
The institutional lights were blinding, but the metallic stars and spots that appeared on the under side of my eyelids soothed me. I was being wheeled in a hospital now and the people surrounding my bed were whispering. I had gadgets and lines hooked to me from damn near every orifice owned, or so it seemed. I could barely hear these people- had my other senses gone mad and abandoned me? At least I could still see, although for the time being it was limited to dead ahead. Turn the lights out! I could taste dried blood take refuge in my mouth. Remnants from my night’s worth of beverage choices lingered. The overpowering stench of alcohol mingled with the vomited liquor and confirmed that my sense of smell and taste were in tact. I needed to whet my whistle right now. And that very thought provoked more soluble chunks to rise up again. I wanted no part of this. Finally I heard the people around my bed speaking, working.
My tongue probed its way around the inside and outside of my mouth trying to assess the damage. It was an impossible task. The ravaged and fleshy wound was raw from this savage attack. What had I done?
I was totally hammered, I blew something so ridiculous on the breathalyzer test that I blocked that out too. And I was stone cold sober when I heard that news. The alcohol consumption alone should have left me for dead. My car totaled, my life a wreck. I cannot imagine what would have happened if I had implicated another life. It started out innocent enough with a beer or two at a Christmas party, no big deal. I had final exams that week in my sophomore year of college and maintained a full-time job and a part-time job as a full-time student. In addition, I was socially active and thought I could do it all and have it all. The shots of Jack Daniels during a friendly game of quarter put me over the edge though and paralyzed my thinking process this night. I never even liked Jack! The aroma of it is so potent that it still triggers me to this very day; singeing my nostril hairs, making my body cringe, reminding me of the scene.
Then I see my parents walking toward me in the hospital. I was 21 now, one month into the whole legally drinking thing. My Father and Mother come to me and are there by my side. In and out my mind fades. Mom could barely look at me but when she does I see terror come over her. All my business was out there for them to witness - their baby: gaping jaw; jagged, missing teeth; cocktail chunks slithering, lingering about and the nauseating fragrance that even I couldn’t stand. Their baby, bloodied and completely exposed, awaiting surgery. “Why didn’t you call?” I hear my Dad ask as tears gather in his eyes. My eyes fill and then it really, truly dawns on me: look at what I have done!
Inside my mind races and I am shouting: I am sorry. I am so sorry. I don’t know why I didn’t call. I don’t know why! I am so sorry. I’m an idiot. Please, please don’t be mad. Please. I love you guys! But nothing comes out.
This was the parental nightmare for them. The phone call in the middle of the night. A 3 a.m. wakeup call, your daughter has been air lifted to shock trauma, the car has been totaled. They imagine the worst, nothing short of death. No warning, no reason - my own stupidity. And I lose time again because for that moment the physical pain becomes secondary to the emotional pain that I caused. Still, my paralyzed body relaxes somewhat because I can feel my Mom and Dad clutching my hands tight. They are scared for me now but they are here.
I was in oral surgery for more than four hours, but it felt as though it had been days. They could not give me any anesthesia or drugs to numb me because of all the alcohol I consumed. They were taking the teeth they had collected from the scene, and almost like an experiment, jamming them back into their rightful sockets. Some could not be saved. I continued convulsing and puking throughout this time as my body was feeling the brunt of the trauma. Agony shuddered through me. It was like a living hell and my body trembling and in shock. My nerves were ripe and tender and my belligerent screams for mercy rumbled through the unusually quiet halls of the hospital that night like an isolated thunderstorm rolling through on a bright, sunny afternoon. Blanking in and out because I was delirious with pain, suffocating from the stench of myself and intoxicated by this tremendous guilt.
Why didn’t I call?
Today was not one of my finest days as a coach. The sky was spitting rain throughout the day, and I was not expecting to play, and, when we did, I was barely mentally prepared. We scored a bunch of runs, and I pulled some regulars, so I could get some seniors into our last home game. The bench got too lax, though, while I was over at 3rd base, and we lost our focus for an inning. We were the Bad News Bears. It was a one-inning lapse, though, and we were able to come back from it, even while resting my two best players for the playoff game tomorrow.
There's a fairly good chance that we'll be done tomorrow, and I've been trying to plan the words in my head about what I want to say to this team. There have been times this year when I've thought that my job as a coach this year was the best coaching job I've done so far, and other times when I've felt like a crappy coach. I know that this group of kids needed a coach much more than either of the last two years, and I've felt that pressure. It was a young team, and pretty raw. My Team Captains were quiet kids, and a couple of other kids had way too much influence on the team dynamic. I had to insert myself into team squabbles more than usual.
Still, there are at least two kids that, when I talk about them tomorrow, or Monday, or Wednesday (whenever our last game is), I'll probably choke up. R & L are two kids who have been on the team since their 9th grade year. Both are small in stature and quiet, both come to practice every single day for four years, and, with both, I've had some ups and downs. I am really relishing the chance, though, to look R in the face and say, "You have no idea how much I respect you. Your quiet dedication to this team throughout the last four years has been something I want all my players to emulate. Your character and integrity has meant a great deal to this team..." and go on from there. L is the other one, a kid whose enthusiasm for baseball kept me going many an afternoon when I didn't feel like practicing. Four years, these kids have been on the team. I'll really miss them.
It turns out that I do not have a stress fracture, but calcified spurs in my foot. I'm not sure how that's treated, but from my own research it seems that as long as there's no inflammation there shouldn't be much problem. For a while, at least.
Since I was feeling good, and since I was buoyed by the fact that I don't have a stress fracture in my foot, I celebrated the news by running a 5K program on a treadmill at the gym after leaving the radiology place (it was kind of rainy out so I didn't want to run outside). I took it easy because I haven't run since my half marathon on Sunday, but that just meant I didn't run on an incline. I was able to maintain my usual treadmill speed for the 5K distance.
It felt really good to run. I don't think I've taken more than two days off of running for the past year. Today was day four of not running.
Tomorrow I'll take my usual Friday rest day and get back at it on Saturday with a 5 miler. Then 11 miles on Sunday and back on track until my next half marathon in Boston on May 25.
It's nice to know none of my plans are going to be derailed by injury right now.
(found on Andrew Sullivan)
I tried this recipe for two-ingredient low-fat cake where instead of the obligatory oil, eggs and water, you just add pumpkin from the can, then bake it and voila! It sounded easy and tasty: all you do is take a regular box of cake mix, low-fat preferably, and add a 15 oz can of pumpkin purée, bake as usual and there you go!
As I read some of the comments from those who had tried this recipe, I started having, um, second thoughts about doing it so straightforwardly. A few people gave helpful suggestions for making it better, or else just make them into muffins. It has the crumbly consistency of a large, cake-shaped muffin, as poiinted out by user "Kari", who gave it three stars:
Reviewed: Apr. 9, 2008This five star review, from user "Pam W", proved more encouraging:
Good recipe, consistency a little crumbly, probably better as muffins than cake. I also added 1/2 cup water to the mixture...good overall though, will probably make again, because it is SO SIMPLE!
Reviewed on Nov. 7, 2005 by PamWOkay Pam, I forgot the cream cheese. I was just going to use the standard Domino's vanilla buttercream frosting. But I did add the two eggs and a bit of water.
After reading the reviews I also decided to add 1/4 cup of sugar, 2 eggs and some canned cream till it was a little easier to spread. It was fanastic!! I love this recipe. I decided to use a jelly roll pan and make bars, topped it with cream cheese icing, and then poured carmel topping over it, all I can say is YUMMY!! I took it to work and it was gone within 5 minutes. I was trying to reproduce a recipe from a place called the Bread Basket. This was even better than theirs, :)
Thirty minutes later I took 'em out. Knife came out beautifully clean, as did the cakes themselves from their pans. I did notice they were a little, well, flat. no rise whatsoever.
And the flavor? Um, read what user "JERSEYGIRL" had to say (she gave it two stars):
Reviewed: Mar. 2, 2008So don't try this. I mean, if all you have for dessert is a box of cake mix and a 15 oz can of pumpkin (and hopefully an egg or two), it does the job. But it doesn't do it well and you'll probably hand it the pink slip.
I love pumpkin but this was disappointing...I'm always looking for a healthier version of foods we love but this just didn't cut it. Maybe it would have been better with homemade icing to add a little something special...I'm sorry.
May 08, 2008
We all of us of a certain age who grew up in the UK remember nerds paradise Tomorrow's World. Sure it was fun looking at lots of hot new gadgets which would revolutionize our lives, but it was hard to take a technology program seriously that had a puffed pastry letter in its opening credits. Hardly cutting edge now was it? And falling ratings meant it got the chop in 2003.
I don't actually remember much of what was shown on it apart from the usual stuff about robots doing all our housework by the year 2000. And I vaguely remember some guy who said he was going to put music onto a chip and we laughed because we thought nothing could ever replace LPs. But most of it (probably 90%) never found its way into stores. Do you remember any of the other 'inventions' they talked about? And whether they ever saw the light of day?
I've always thought science fiction novels were a load of rot because they always put today's society into the future, just with different hairstyles. It is very hard to think outside of one's own time. Just look, for example, at this prediction for fashions in 2000:
A total joke, apart from:
1. The shoe predictions: Marc Jacobs recently did the cantilever heel:

2. These days all men do wear cell phones and many also sport Anthrax beards:

My fondest hope for the future is that breast implants develop to the stage when they no longer look like three elephants squished into a mini a la Natalie Rooney's rather unfortunate ones (or maybe the surgeon was a trainee and she got them half price):

So, I'm curious, what are your predictions for, say, 2050?
I have my hands up in the air after another loss — this time in extra innings; however, just like others — close game, the Orioles struggle to come back and then lose in the end.
What’s to say? The one thing we thought would be the problem isn’t the problem (the pitching) — it’s the bleeping offense.
I said in the beginning of the year, I’d be happy to see the team improving, in a way it has with the competitive ball games and an effective relief/starting corps.
But again the bleeping offense is making me wonder if the Orioles are who we thought they were.
Now Roberts won’t hit in the .250-260’s (at least we hope), and Nick Markakis is far better than what he’s showing right now. Huff (he’s doing ok, but I still really don’t care for the guy) is hitting in the .280’s, Scott is struggling.
But everyone else? What in the world.
Um, I have a news flash — the offense was going to be a problem with a lack of protection, and it’s showing to be the case. As hot as Luke Scott was the first three weeks of the season, the lineup is really starting to show it’s weak links without Tejada.
If the Orioles hit marginally better in the next few weeks, then we can hover around .500; however, as I see it, we are really seeing the true Baltimore Orioles at least on the offensive front.
Kids, the Luis Hernandez experiment needs to come to it’s bitter end. Time to bring in Bynum — if he does not work, bring in Cintron. Give Trachsel a few starts out of respect, but if he cannot improve, summon him to the pen or tell him to resume his career somewhere else.
I like what MacPhail has done so far and I see the forest from the trees; however, if I were a manager (this is the fan speaking in me), I’d love to put a few W’s in the win column.
Your thoughts, I know you all have ‘em…
I know, I know. I missed a week.
I promised I wouldn’t do that and then I did. Your confidence in me is shot. Deal with it. Life ain’t perfect, kid.
Anywho, this is just a brief interlude before tomorrow’s for-real entry because sometimes you just want to jot down a sentence that you never realized existed until it became time to use it. And that sentence is:
This week, my buddy Tom performed acupuncture on a giraffe.
(The preceding sentence is both 100% true and 100% amazing.)
That is all. For now.

As many faithmaps blog readers know, from 2002 until 2007 I moderated an online discussion group associated with faithmaps.org. In 2007, I could no longer keep up with the volume of discussion and had to set it aside. Recently one of the 'mappers - Rick Presley - suggested that I start a faithmaps group on facebook where former 'mappers (though I'm not limiting membership) could gather and interact. I've now created such a group and am announcing it to the blogosphere!
Thanks Rick; good idea. I always felt that I was the landlord who tore down the building forcing the tenants to scurry and now I'm hoping that 'mappers will enjoy this cozy new space!
We all know Baltimore has big problems, with kids in schools just out of control beating up teachers and breaking in over weekends, attempting to sexually assault people in the building and just going around with a complete lack of character and morals. We have a mayor who says “so sad, too bad” when yet another school employee is attacked in a school and a schools CEO who begs off by saying he can’t just blanket schools with security because he can’t guess where and when problems might pop up. And in the end, nothing happens to the kids who cause problems and they become even more emboldened because they know they can do what they want without consequence. So the schools become even more dangerous. It’s really scary. That’s why I’m glad I live in the county. For now. Lord knows city bullshit gets exported out to us before too long.
While city teachers and administrators (rightly) contend that nothing will ever get better until these little animals learn how to act human at home, we have parents out in the county thinking their shit doesn’t stink because they have it all together when it comes to child rearing.
I was in the local Target yesterday getting a prescription filled (yay drugs!) and some privileged white woman was in there pushing her privileged brat of a kid around in a buggy (”buggy” is West Bumfuckian for “shopping cart”). The kid was a girl and had to be 10. She was sitting in the big part of the buggy and taking up all the space.
While pushing her around, the mom was totally berating her daughter for some shenanigans the girl pulled in school. When she wasn’t busy talking on her cell phone. Or checking out the sandals on display in the store.
So here you have some bitch disciplining her kid in a Target while shopping and talking to whomever on her phone. Way to get your point across.
The sad thing is that woman probably went to bed last night praising the shit out of herself for the job she’s doing with her daughter. And her daughter might be ok and may turn out to be fine.
But based on the example set by this woman, and knowing that bad examples blow up into poor practice as time goes by, what are the odds that the daughter’s kids turn out pretty shitty based on the examples the mother is setting now? Pretty high I’d say.
In a generation when privileged white county kids act just as horrific as the savage kids in the city do now, I wonder where the fingers are going to point.
Until a couple days ago I wasn’t aware that postfix could filter mail it receives as a back-up MX as it can for domains it hosts directly. Once I realized it could I added some of my filtering to the domains I back-up for mail also. This has seen a significant drop in the emails I’m processing and a significant increase in the emails I’m rejecting. This is illustrated best by these 2 graphs:

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To say that the game has devoured me is only half true. Having played before I knew going into it that I’d be presented with the intense feedback I so desperately crave from things I purportedly refer to as “fun”.
Not only am I concerned with what percent of the song I complete without error, but I can also dig deep into the song itself and find out exactly which subsection of which chorus gave me the most trouble, and with a brain wired like mine is, that can be equally enthralling and terrifying.
Every song that starts with a 50 note streak is the potential for my first perfect score. Every 100 note streak brings me closer still. 200 note streaks pretty much make me wet my pants with unbridled glee coupled with a snarling shred-face with prominent lip-curl. Like Elvis on meth. Then I try to successfully execute a coupling of the power of the stars with the terrestrial burdens of the ever-moving conveyor belt of notes and either screw up profoundly or initiate star power successfully, only to be so excited that I did it successfully that I fail to pay attention and again miss notes.
So, as you can see, not only has the game devoured me, but I have devoured the game as well, like some sort of recursive double Ouroboros, both of us deadlocked in a battle of wills to see who will blink first.
All the while Sherlock sits in the corner thinking, “Jesus fucking Christ is this magnificent douchebag ever going to play with me again? I’m over here, up to my hairballs in toys and that gigantic cock doesn’t even notice. Well fuck that.”
And with that Sherlock climbed into the massive (and embarrassing) basket we have that is full of “cat toys” with “cat toys” being anything we think they might have fun with and/or have already played with and shown some level of amusement. For example, some of the “toys” that you might be surprised to see are an old hat, the cardboard structural center from an old roll of duct tape, Happy Meal toys from McDonald’s, as well as any number of assorted toys that jingle, blink, have feathers, or simply have their various crevices crammed with catnip.
Last night, in the middle of trying to duel the end boss, Sherlock went to the basket, got a jingle ball out all by himself, and started playing with it right in front of me as if to say, “You see that you douchebag? Huh? Do you see it? You’ve ignored me so much that I have to play by myself. You are a bad cat owner, and I hate you, even if you do feed me.”
Seeing him half-heartedly scramble around on the floor with a toy he had picked out by himself so he could play by himself kind of broke my heart a little bit, so I turned off the Wii and played with my cat.
As soon as I finished the song.
Perhaps as a last-ditch effort to help drum up support for the sinking presidential candidate, or maybe just to show it off before it became completely irrelevant, Harford County Councilman Dion Guthrie unveiled a photograph last week showing him and Sen. Hillary Clinton meeting, shaking hands and evidently discussing the state of the Union while she was campaigning in Baltimore County.
Guthrie, a Democrat representing the Edgewood and Joppatowne area, passed the picture along to a small group of associates and, upon further inquiry, explained the photo opportunity came in mid-February when Sen. Clinton made a stop at the General Motors Allison Transmission Plant in White Marsh.
Dion, formerly known as ‘The Lone Democrat’ until a second Democrat, Mary Ann Lisanti, was elected to the Republican-dominated Harford County Council, might be best known for his role in Aberdeen native Cal Ripken Jr.’s final game at Oriole Park at Camden Yards. As a refresher, here’s how The Daily Record summed it up in November 2001:
Dion Guthrie chauffeured Cal Ripken Jr. around Orioles Park at Camden Yards after the Iron Man’s final game last month. After the drive, Guthrie got Ripken to sign a ball from the 1983 World Series. Now Guthrie and the O’s are at odds over the ball.
At any rate, Guthrie is a down-to-earth guy who seems to have a knack for getting face time with the most important person in the room. So what did the two Democratic powerhouses discuss? Guthrie said they were “talking about my recent election WIN in the Primary as a Delegate to the Democrat Convention in Denver in August supporting Hillary.”

Does this help Hillary out any? Does it help Dion?
Here is the press release from the event, which curiously doesn’t mention Guthrie:
2/11/2008Hillary’s Plan to Create a Green Jobs Revolution: Creating New, High-Wage Jobs of the Future
Today, at the General Motors Allison Transmission Plant, in White Marsh, Maryland, Hillary outlined her Green Jobs plan, which will stimulate economic growth, end our dependence on foreign oil and provide good-paying jobs in Maryland and around the country. Hillary’s plan will transform the way we use energy, finally require large oil companies to pay their fair share towards renewable technologies, and create at least five million new jobs in the process.
Hillary’s Green Jobs Plan will:
- Modernize 20 Million Low-Income Homes to Improve Energy Efficiency. On average, energy bills account for about 14% of a low-income family’s gross income, and for many they account for 20% or more. By weatherizing homes, we can reduce heating bills by 31% and overall energy bills by $358 per year, savings that are significant for many families. Hillary will weatherize 20 million low-income homes over 8 years, including 380,000 in Maryland, creating 2,000 good jobs in the state that cannot be outsourced.
- Provide emergency energy assistance for Maryland families facing skyrocketing heating bills. One month ago, Hillary released a stimulus plan to help working families meet the rising home heating prices. Her plan would provide up to $650 in emergency energy assistance to 37 million eligible families, including 539,000 Maryland families.
- Invest $5 billion in accelerated energy efficiency and alternative energy investments to jumpstart green collar job growth. Senator Clinton believes that by immediately implementing components of her comprehensive plan to transition to a green, clean economy, we can both jumpstart green collar jobs and jumpstart our long-term transition to energy independence as well. That’s why she would provide $5 billion immediately for a crash weatherization program to cut home energy costs and expanded tax credits to encourage families and businesses to accelerate purchases of hybrids and other low emission vehicles and to reduce energy costs by purchasing efficient appliances, new windows and other clean, efficient technologies.
- Create a $50 Billion Strategic Energy Fund and Demand that Oil Companies Invest in Clean Energy. Hillary would give oil companies a choice: invest more in renewable energy technology or pay into a Strategic Energy Fund. The Strategic Energy Fund would also eliminate oil company tax breaks and make sure that oil companies pay their fair share in royalties when drilling on public lands. This fund would jumpstart a clean energy future by injecting $50 billion over ten years into research, development and deployment of renewable and alternative energy, such as hybrid transmissions like those manufactured at General Motor’s White Marsh facility, which is expected to bring as many as 240 jobs or more to Baltimore County. Consider that while Maryland families are struggling to afford increased energy costs and gas costs more than $3 a gallon:Exxon Mobil just reported the highest quarterly and annual profits ever for a U.S. company - earnings of $11.7 billion in profit in the final quarter of 2007 and $40.61 billion in all of 2007 [”Exxon shatters profit records,” 2/1/08, money.cnn.com]; andShell’s revenues increased 60% between the 4th quarter of 2006 and the 4th quarter of 2007; BP’s revenues increased by 53% over the same period [money.cnn.com].
- Raise Fuel Economy Standards. Hillary has proposed a plan to raise fuel economy standards to 40 mpg by 2020 and 55 mpg by 2030. Raising CAFÉ standards will help increase demand for hybrid transmissions and other automotive innovations that rely less on foreign oil. The vehicles manufactured at the White Marsh facility that Hillary is touring today are expected to get 50 percent higher fuel efficiency than their non-hybrid models. [GM.com]
- Help Automakers Retool Plants. Hillary would authorize $20 billion in low-interest “Green Vehicle Bonds” in order to provide immediate help to retool the oldest auto plants to meet her strong efficiency standards. She will also address retiree health legacy costs by providing a tax credit for qualifying private and public retiree health plans to offset a significant portion of catastrophic expenditures that exceed a certain threshold.
- Promote Plug-In Hybrids (PHEV). Hillary would invest in research and stimulate demand for the first commercial PHEVs by investing $2 billion in research and development to reduce the cost and increase the longevity and durability of batteries; offering consumers tax credits of up to $10,000 for purchasing a plug-in hybrid; and adding 100,000 PHEVs to the federal fleet by 2015. Plug-in hybrids represent the next generation of automotive technology, and Hillary wants to help make them cost effective for American automakers to produce.
- Create a Green Building Fund to Make Public Buildings More Energy Efficient. Hillary will dedicate $1 billion annually to states to enable them to make grants or low-interest loans to improve energy efficiency in public buildings, such as schools, police stations, firehouses and offices. Buildings account for 40 percent of U.S. greenhouse gas emissions nationwide and present a tremendous opportunity for reducing emissions. This Green Building Fund will create 100,000 jobs, including at least 1,900 in Maryland.
- Train “Green Collar” Workers. We will need skilled workers to install the solar panels, build the hybrid transmissions, and seal the holes in our public buildings to make them more efficient. Hillary would create a “Green Collar” jobs training program to provide the people who most need work with the skills to do the energy work that most needs doing. The program would target at-risk youth, veterans, displaced workers, and would teach them skills to install and maintain energy efficiency and renewable energy technology. When combined with Hillary’s major investments in energy efficiency retrofits and renewable energy technologies, this training program would create a pathway out of poverty for many Americans.
Hillary believes our climate crisis presents us with a significant opportunity. She is prepared to harness America’s entrepreneurial spirit and make the bold investments necessary to lead us to an energy independent future, of which green-collar jobs are the cornerstone.
I finish up my spring semester today. I received my first B in the program this semester…ok it was a B+ but still. I thought about pushing my professor for the A- because she seemed on the border, but the school doesn’t like to give out A’s to first semester clinical students.
Anyway. This means I’m more than halfway done my program now, and will graduate in about one year. Crazy. It also means it’s time to start thinking about how I’m going to find a job for next year. Before I get ahead of myself I have summer class that starts next week! The summer will be a little crazy for the rest of May and June, but July and August will slow down significantly. Those months are my carrot.
Classes for the summer:
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Theological Anthropology
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Clinical Case Supervision II
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Research & Evaluation in Counseling
There’s a headline you probably won’t see in the evening news. Unfortunately, it’s the only punishment dolled out to the arsonist that set Amy’s and Lori’s house on fire last October. (FYI - Amy and Lori are Kim’s sisters, my sisters-in-law).
I’ve been reluctant to post about the ordeal online, primarily because writing about someone else’s misfortune can remind them of the pain of the incident. Also, the story is so detailed, it is hard to do it justice in a blog-sized post. That said, it’s been 6 months, and Amy said I can write about it, so I’ll give it a shot. The big question for the community is at the end - I hope you’ll weigh in.
In late October 2007, around 10pm, Amy and Lori were talking in their kitchen. A domestic dispute in the neighbors’ place had just died down. (These disputes were not uncommon and the wall between the units was thin). Apparently frustrated with the situation, the owner of the left side of the duplex, a man in his late 60s, left to go to the local bar. The woman living with him, in her 50s and apparently high on drugs, was so mad that she decided to light a fire in the back room on the first floor to get back at him.
Another neighbor saw the fire and thought it was an accidental kitchen fire. He came running in to help. The woman wouldn’t let him in, saying that she had lit the fire and wanted to let it burn! She then went outside to survey the damage and discovered the fire wasn’t burning fast enough, and that the fire department was audibly on it’s way. So, she went back inside and lit a second fire, this one on the second floor in the front of the house! The neighbor who tried to help put out the fire quickly alerted Amy and Lori – banging on the door and yelling (thank goodness!). In minutes, the left side of the duplex was engulfed in flames.
When the fire department arrived, they did what all firefighters do. They aggressively contained and extinguished the fire, which of course created more damage on Amy’s half. The picture on the right is of her master bedroom. We had spent months refinishing the upstairs. You can see the remains of the original pine floors beneath the ash. The combination of smoke, soot, and water damage in both homes is in excess of $150,000!
Amy has been working with the insurance company to get her half restored. That process has been long and arduous, but is finally under way and looking promising.
The police charged the woman with multiple crimes, but, the case never went to trial. This April, the arsonist agreed to a plea deal that allowed her to walk with only 3 years probation and a requirement to get mental health / drug addition treatment. Amy was not given any opportunity to testify.
As a result of the fire, Amy and Lori will be displaced for about 12 months, and of course could have been killed. We’re hopeful that insurance will completely restore the place, but that hasn’t been an easy road, either. Things are progressing now, and I’m hoping to do a great Before and After post when everything’s wrapped up.
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So my thought on this is that the arsonist should have been required to serve significant jail time - at least 1 year, and should have been sentenced to probation and community service after that.
What do you think? Was the sentence fair? Would any additional information make it easier for you to decide?

Speaking of architecture - wow! What a beautiful backdrop for another striking bag in tree! And this bag was not only in public view, but it was located outside of one of Baltimore's esteemed schools, educating our city's children about beauty and the urban landscape everytime they enter and exit.
The day this photo was taken was a breezy one - I'm curious how long this little bag lasted before being blown on to another location. If your commute takes you near Dunbar High, take a look.
For a while in high school I had one of the most distinctive cars in the student lot. My dad had bought himself a 1973 VW SuperBeetle (the major distinguishing feature that made it Super seemed to be a slightly rounded windshield rather than a flat windscreen). Since he carpooled to work, the car became my de facto school commuter. When people saw the Orange Pumpkin in the lot, they knew I was near. While I don't have any contemporary pictures of that fine automobile, this one from the web is an identical twin, except for the lack of dented fenders.
As a junior, I didn't have the right to park in the paved lot, but instead had to park in the wooded area down by the football stadium. Over the months the flared fenders kept scraping trees and becoming slightly banged up, much to my dad's annoyance. There was as least one fender I had no idea when or how the dent happened. The worst was when I backed into a tree and wrinkled the rather flimsy bumper.
SuperBeetles have some well-known drawbacks. The engine is lightly powered and the heater is laughable. For suburban driving in Florida where the streets are flat, the speed limits all 40 or under and the weather never went below 30, all these problems were moot. Perhaps the only down side to this nearly indestructible car was that the gas gauge didn't work. As a part time employee at SquareBurgerChain, my paychecks were mostly in the $20 to $30 range, meaning a full tank of gas AND a movie ticket were budget busters.
I would lose track of the last time I put gas in and how much, which resulted in the occasional roadside flame out. I became quite adept at getting the fuel system filled and primed again. Now as a nearly useless public service I share that advice:
- Beg a ride to a gas station from a classmate or family member. (Remember, cell phones did not exist in 1981.) Buy one gallon of gasoline and dispense into portable slightly rusted gas can.
- Return to shoulder of road where VW has been left. Fill tank with one-half gallon of gas from portable container.
- Gas must make its way to the engine.
- Wait eight hours for gas to siphon through fuel system. OR
- Have fellow student or family member crank starter while liberally splashing gasoline into carburetor. Step back once engine has started.
- Pour remaining gasoline into fuel tank while engine idles.
- Proceed to gas station. Pump five dollars or five gallons of gas, whichever is greater, into car.
- Note odometer reading. Make mental note to buy an additional five dollars of gas within 100 miles.
This is a time-tested proven-effective method perfected over a good half dozen incidents. Fortunately most occurred near the driveway or on local roads with wide shoulders. Eventually my dad sold the bug for a 1972 Pontiac LeMans Grand Prix station wagon for its boat-towing capability, a feature no Beetle I know of had. The station wagon was a sadly faded puke-pea green with peeling faux-wood paneling trim. It was much more practical but far less distinctive.
To this day, when I see an orange classic VW puttering down the road, I sigh nostalgically and hope that somewhere that Bug I drove is still coughing to a start and running out of gas.
BlatantCommentWhoring™: What sort of impractical auto advice can you offer?
Photo Credit: Found the doppleganger to my Bug, as well as many others, here.
Sideshow Bob: [Bob is calling into a radio show] I am presently incarcerated, imprisoned for a crime I did not even commit. "Attempted murder," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?"
—The Simpsons, "Sideshow Bob Roberts" (10/9/94)
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By now almost everyone's heard about the latest in a series of stories involving violence in Baltimore City schools. This past Sunday, a pair of 13-year-old boys broke into Calverton Elementary/Middle School, ransacked several rooms and tried to sexually assault one of the assistant principals.
There's not a lot to say about this, really. The public response from the school, Central Office, the Union and the Mayor's Office has run anywhere between tepid and the usual hand-wringing, but in the end I doubt that much is going to happen.
Union President Marietta English has advised teachers not to put themselves in a position to leave the building after dark. Nice advice, Mari. Did you see the part of the story where this took place at 3:30 PM?
Mayor Dixon's representative was quoted in the Sun as saying that there are limitations to what the city can do: "We can't say, 'Here's the new policy.' We can't say, 'Here is the new deployment policy for police in the schools.' ... What we can do is work with the school system and offer any assistance that they are asking for." I hope that's not the same sort of assistance you're giving the Arabbers, and way to screw THEM over, by the way, Ms. Mayor.
The thing that disturbs me is that the teachers knew there was a break-in—and really, how could they not, given the state of the rooms and offices that were affected?—but until Tuesday afternoon, nobody among school staff knew that a staff member had been assaulted. Until it broke on the news, practically no parents were aware that anything had happened.
For the most part, Calverton Elementary/Middle School has been the "innocent bystander" in this neighborhood. It basically marks the line between the Bloods and the Crips, and consequently is the heart of a turf war. When the lockdowns took place there a few weeks ago, it was because of activity OUTSIDE the school that didn't necessarily involve students. Now the violence is starting to move inside.
The school called a staff meeting at the end of the day today, and people were advised to keep the rumors to a minimum. Marjorie Miles, the principal, advised people to leave the school in groups. I guess if you're in the middle of a group, you're only one of several potential targets. I'm not sure what the logic entails there. But the fact is that nobody in the building feels safe anymore, and they don't feel as though anyone really wants to help. You can still see broken glass on the floor inside the office where the students broke in, and there's still fingerprint dust all over the room, because the custodians haven't bothered to clean any of it up. This despite several requests by the person who occupies the office.
Something I don't get is the rather poor response on the part of the parents. Why aren't more of them angry? Why aren't more of them banging on the doors at North Avenue, demanding answers or, at the very least, transfers? Their children's lives are in danger! Here's a quick idea: why not get the preschool programs and the elementary-level kids OFF THE FIRST FLOOR OF THE BUILDING?
And why aren't more teachers furious about the situation they've been thrust into? Their lives are hanging in the balance! Why are they taking it like sheep?
There was a time, in the days of the Roman Empire, when a citizen could walk throughout the known world without fear of being accosted simply because they carried the designation: Civis Romanus; "I am a Roman Citizen". It was universally understood that retribut
