Blogtimore, Hon
January 07, 2009
Mayor Phlegming: Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise," "low-fat," and "diet" -- words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.
--Osmosis Jones (2001)
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Today I entered into a pact with a couple of coworkers.
I've lost some weight over the last couple of months. We're not talking about a great deal, here: since August I lost about 17 pounds. For some of you, 17 might be a lot, but for me it's about like throwing a deck chair off the Queen Mary. But it's a start, and it's motivating me to go for more. So when I heard about this support group cum wager going on at school, I decided I wanted to be in, despite starting several days later than everyone else (they started before the break).
Our target is for each of us to lose twenty pounds by the last day of school. Here's the kicker: if you don't reach your goal, you have to pay $200 into the kitty. This money gets split among those who did reach the goal. If we all hit our goal, well that's the prize then, isn't it?
So because the best diets always start Tomorrow, today was my last fling with the Chicken Bacon Ranch sandwich at Subway, which is one of my favorites. I figure I have to lose roughly one pound per week between now and June 10, which is the last day of school unless there are snow days (note to self: pray for blizzards). As some of the crap foods which are leftover from the holiday (as there always are) get used up in the house, I won't replace them. And as the weather warms, I'll have a great excuse to go biking practically everywhere. I still have yet to put panniers on the new bike, so I'll have to take care of that to make it more useful for running errands. In the interim I'll get more walking done. I made the switch to almost exclusively diet soda awhile back; I'm going to try to leave soda behind altogether. (That one will be especially tough for me at first.)
And the best part is that it's not a New Year's resolution in that sense of the word; I mean I'd planned to eat better and be more active this year, but never phrased it as a resolution. It's a bet, baby, and I'm out to win this one.
For the record, I weighed in at the school's Official Weigh-In Station: the nurse's office. Today I weigh 273 lbs (up three over the break, not bad considering all the crap and alcohol I consumed). So the goal is to be 253 pounds (or $371.58, American) by the last day of school.
Wish me luck!
The big news of today in baseball was the unveiling of Mark Teixeira as a Yankee. We all know the details, and we know he didn't want to come to Baltimore; alas, seeing him in pinstripes was a little surreal after all that took place this off-season.Mark said all the right things in his press conference, and only spoke glowingly of his new employers, but I'll be interested to see the reaction when comes back to his hometown for Opening Day.
Well, the other news that really intrigued me was that Carl Pavano found work in Cleveland. His deal is worth $1.5 million plus heavy incentives which he could earn an additional $5.3 million based on starts and innings pitched. The Indians got a pitcher on the cheap -- mostly because of his adventures in New York -- however, is he can be a .500 pitcher or better, he'll help them out greatly.
Now onto Baltimore...
The Orioles finally added another pitcher as they inked Koji Uehara to a two-year, $10 million according to Dan Connolly of the Baltimore Sun. The report also notes that the deal could be worth as much as $16 million over two years if he meets performance milestones.
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We had a blast in Maui and covered almost every inch of the island. I have already got some reviews up and I still have some more that I am working on. We took about 2500 pictures and are weeding through them. Once they are uploaded to my husbands photography site called Andrew Lemmo Photography I will let you know so you check things out. We were so busy we didnt get many food pictures- which we always realized after we got done eating!
So keep checking for more about Maui. Click Here to see what things I used to help with my travels.
For a while now I have been advising people to purchase their music through Amazon when ever it is available rather than the iTMS. Why? Because the Amazon tracks aren’t encumbered by any DRM.
Today that changed though. Apple announced that DRM is leaving the iTMS. I am thankful for that. Now the only reason to buy from Amazon over iTMS is price.
In the spirit of the new year, I've been thinking about my resolutions. Somehow this year i feel a little more serious and determined about all of them, so it will be interesting to see how I do. Unfortunately, though, because of my Vegas trip, these will be hard to start now... traveling always makes life more complicated.
Walk Antonio more - when warmer, when possible
Stop biting my nails for good - three days and I've only bitten one; that's a start
Stop texting while driving - haven't done this for a few days now
Monitor drinking and driving - be more cautious and more responsible
Lose ten pounds - my recent personal stresses haven't done me any favors
Pay it forward more - practice more random acts of kindness
That's only six, but they are significant. I'm REALLY worried about the nail biting on the plane. Traveling is bad news for my nails... cross your fingers for me.
Photo Credit: Greg Szeto
MP3: Thank You - Empty Legs from Terrible Two (2008)
MP3: Leprechaun Catering - Adult Carrot
2009 started off right with 2 great art openings in Station North, anchored by 2 shows from some great Baltimore musicians.
The Windup Space opened an exhibit of Jordan Kasey’s interesting landscape art that has a bit of Magritte surrealist touch to it. Friends Thank You and Wheatie Mattiasich helped open this exhibit; Thank You were burdened with a bit of technical difficulty early in their set but managed to bang out a slew of their nimble, stuttering tracks from Terrible Two including the ever-hypnotizing rhythmic exercise “Empty Legs.”
The Hexagon Space played host to Emily Dierkes’ Recent Works: Pink Clouds Remixed exhibit. Leprechaun Catering played a banging set of glorious racket that had the Hex packed and pulsating.
Wheatie Mattiasich
Thank You
Leprechaun Catering
January 06, 2009
Yes, I am just burnishing my rebel credentials.
No, that's not a typo on the year up there in the title. I fully intended to publish this in January 2008 at some point during 2008, but, uh... time flies! Or something!
Here's a list of books I read in the year 2007. Happy freaking new year, internet!
1. Thirteen Moons by Charles Frazier. I read Cold Mountain; loved it. Saw the movie; loved it. I was really excited about Thirteen Moons, and boy, was I ever disappointed. I wanted to punch the narrator/protagonist in the face. I came very close to not finishing the last 20 pages just because I did not give a shit what happened. Thank goodness I finished it in less than 30 days and was thus able to return the (hardcover!) book to Barnes and Noble (shhhh).
2. The Historianby Elizabeth Kostova. So, this is a Big Boy book. Like, 1000+ pages. I couldn't put it down, so I was carrying around an encyclopedia-sized book for a few weeks, which prompted many people to ask what That Book I Was Reading was about. Then I got to reply, "It's a book about Dracula." THAT WAS FUN. But, I will still admit: loved it. I loved Buffy, I love Moonlight, and I loved The Historian. Even if it a book about vampires.
[Ed note: I wrote the first few of these nearly a year ago, before I'd heard of a little book called Twilight]
3. 1776 by David McCullough. Made me want to sing the Star Spangled Banner, and also made me feel smart. Bonus! The downside is now Joel keeps bugging me to read the copy of The Great Bridge (also by David McCullough, for those not lucky enough to have this tome on their bookshelf) that he has left over from some engineering class he took in college, and I keep putting it off because I just don't care about the Brooklyn Bridge that much. For the record, Joel never read it ether, and he was supposed to FOR CLASS, so there.
4. The Memory Keeper's Daughter by Kim Edwards. Meh. Could have been great, but it wasn't.
5. Love in the Time of Choleraby Gabriel Garcia Marquez. I think this book is like 100 Years of Solitude -- at least, I hope so. The first time I read 100 Years I hated it. I'd loved Marquez's other (shorter) books and I really wanted to love 100 Years of Solitude, too... but instead I slogged through it, feeling equally confused and bored throughout. But then, a few year later, I had to read it again for class and I LOVED it. It took a second reading for me to fully appreciate it, and I am hoping that's also the case with Love in the Time of Cholera because all I could think while reading it was PLEASE GOD LET SOMETHING, ANYTHING, HAPPEN. I am kind of amazed that they made a movie (which I have not yet seen) out of this book. Has anyone seen it? What the hell happens, besides a dude waiting around for fifty years for his true love's husband to die?
6. Cold Sassy Treeby Olive Ann Burns. Usually so much colloquialism in a book drives me crazy, but this was so well done that I actually enjoyed it. LOVED the book.
7. The Nanny Diariesby Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus. Absolutely painful. The movie looked cute, but I couldn't bring myself to see it after hating the book so much.
8. Five Quarters of the Orange by Joanne Harris. I think I liked it, but I really can't remember at the moment so it must not have made too big of an impression...
9. Saving Fish from Drowning by Amy Tan. This was the first Amy Tan novel I've read, and I was less than impressed. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great. It was interesting, but a little fruity (even for me). None of the characters were likable. I also tried to read The Bonesetter's Daughter, but I gave up after a month of trying my very best to get into it. I haven't given up on Amy Tan yet; I do plan to give The Kitchen God's Wife and/or The Joy Luck Club a try.
10. Digging to America by Ann Tyler. I was thinking of taking a class on "Ann Tyler's Baltimore", but having learned a thing or two about taking classes without actually reading the syllabus, I decided to read one of her books before sending in my tuition remission waiver forms. The book was OK. I didn't take the class.
11. Love Walked Inby Marisa de los Santos. My friend Beth sent me this book. She'd bought and read it solely because the cover reminded her of The Time Traveler's Wife, our favorite book of all-time. I enjoyed the book and thought it was OK, but the cover is definitely my favorite part.
12. Lonesome Doveby Larry McMurty. Not into John Wayne's wild, wild west? Not into books about cowboys, whores and Indians? Yeah, neither was I... until Isabel made me read Lonesome Dove. It was probably my favorite book of 2007. One of the reviews on the back cover says something like "Never have I been so irritated with an author as I was with Larry McMurty for ending this novel after only 864 pages." I could not agree more.
13. Snow Flower and the Secret Fan by Lisa See. I read this for book club. Everyone else loved it, I thought Memoirs of a Geisha was better.
14. The Kite Runnerby Khaled Hosseini. Love, love, loved it.
15. The Alchemistby Paulo Coelho. Read this for book club. I hated it, everyone else loved it.
16. Girl with a Pearl Earring by Tracy Chevalier. I picked this up at a garage sale and thought it was a quick, enjoyable read.
17. The Hours by Michael Cunningham. ZZZZzzzZZzzZZZZWTF?!ZZzzz.
18. The Roadby Cormac McCarthy. This was my book club pick. I loved it, everyone else hated it. (And that is when I dropped out of my book club.) It's dark and at some parts it's downright terrifying, but I thought it was awesome.
19. Water for Elephantsby Sarah Gruen. Really, really liked it.
20. A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini. I think I liked this even more than The Kite Runner. Although I knew Kite Runner was a novel, not an autobiography, there were a lot of similarities between the author's life and the characters' and I was duly impressed that A Thousand Splendid Suns was just as compelling without those similarities.
21. Ines of My Soul by Isabel Allende. It pains me to saying anything back about Isabel Allende, but I pretty much hated this book. It took me months to slog through and I was bored the whole time. I was very surprised to find myself falling asleep every night without even turning a single page because 1) I usually go mad for historical fiction 2) I'm semi-obsessed with the native people of South America, and 3) I adore Isabel Allende. But my god, this book was boring.
THE END. 2008 list coming shortly!
I dropped the sewing machine off for servicing! Hopefully it won’t take too long to get fixed. In the meantime, I should look for the directions and make sure I understand the knit fabric settings.
This is the dress I’m going to make:

I’ve read reviews and everyone seems to love it. I’m glad I found reviews that told me the side zipper is unnecessary. Saves me time.
The hard part is that almost every hem is covered in knit bias tape. That is not going to be fun. But I love the contrast! And if i can master that, I’ll feel really confident with knits.
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This is the fourth in a series of guest blog-posts from the folks who attended our New Years Eve Iron Chef-style cookoff at Hickory House. There was one rule: you had to use exactly 9 (as in, 2009) ingredients. The results were so delicious that no winner was determined, and I felt compelled to post the recipes on here. Today's guest blogger-chef is Shaun , who is famous for being an "unabashed bohemian and sorrow-junky" who wrote a mildly-pleasing work of theatrical drama.
BACONATED AUBERGINES-CUM-MUSHROOMS, Or, eggplant, mushrooms 2 ways, and BACON
1) eggplant (peeled)
2) white whole mushrooms (the button kind)
3) brown whole mushrooms (same)
4) bacon
5) olive oil
6) salt
7) black pepper
8) THYME (VERY KEY)
9) the grease left over from cooking the bacon
Peel the eggplant because it makes it so much better, chop it up into bite sized chunks. quarter the bigger mushrooms, half the smaller ones. Put the eggplant in a big bowl, toss it with liberal amounts of olive oil, thyme and saltnpepper. Get it going in your frying pan/wok on medium heat. Start the bacon in another pan. Add the mushrooms when the eggplant starts to soften. When the mushroom are almost at their desired level of juicy tenderness, add the bacon (in bits) and the grease rendered from the cooking of that very same bacon and stir it all up. It looks like something calvin (as in calvin and hobbes) would make faces at, but it is, to quote a local indian restuarant's menu, "unbelievably tastey".
With the exception of being sick, the year so far has been great from the first minutes after midnight up to the minute I started writing this post (even during when I got a nice phone call).
I got my first taste of Baltimore's Sip & Bite 24 hour diner on Boston Street New Year's Day. I have driven by there many times and always wanted to try it. I was surprised how small it was, but loved the atmosphere and the food was pretty good to. Jenny mentioned how it reminded her of a diner from where we went to college and I definitely had to agree. The service, the open kitchen, the atmosphere and even the food was just like the Colonial (where I spent many weekend mornings trying to get over the night before).
My other first came in the form of something I have done before; ice skating. I am still considering it a first because of the venue, Patterson Park ... did you know that big white bubble complex is a skating rink?? I didn't, I thought it was indoor tennis courts. I think it has been somewhere between 8 and 10 years since I went ice skating. My group of friends used to roller blade in high school and we'd ice skate in the winter. I recall being pretty decent but all those memories were shattered when I got on the ice Saturday. The rental skates weren't sharp, the ice had bigger groves in it than the ice luge at my last party and my ankle was still trying to get over a moderate sprain from two weeks earlier. Don't get me wrong, it was fun ... and definitely a great value ($6 for entry and rental), but I think I would be better off with my own (sharpened) skates and a smoother surface. If the company remains the same, I'll definitely be back on the ice sometime in the near future.
I’m more and more glad each day that he didn’t sign here:
Teixeira said that one of the reasons he signed with the Yankees was because of their willingness to spend money, including the additions of starting pitchers CC Sabathia and A.J. Burnett earlier this offseason.
“It was huge. I’ve always wanted to be with an organization that doesn’t shy away from the big-money players, the free agents and doing whatever it takes to win,” Teixeira said when asked if the signings of Sabathia and Burnett played a role in him signing with the Yankees.
Anyone who doesn’t believe that’s a dig at the O’s and Nationals?
Then, finally:
“A lot of teams were a little more vocal, while (Yankees’ GM Brian) Cashman was little quieter about it,” Teixeira said. “We’ve had dialogue consistently for two months. It was a no-brainer for me.”
I feel bad for that kid’s parents.
Looks like the Brian Roberts for Gavin Floyd rumor is nothing more than that — rumor. And, apparently, a pretty stale one.
According to this Hot Stove digest at MLB.com:
A rumor that has spread like wildfire — Gavin Floyd for Brian Roberts — was doused by the Daily Herald, which reported that White Sox general manager Ken Williams hasn’t even spoken to anyone with the Orioles since November.
There’s some more info available at the Chicago Tribune — including an absolutely bizarre statement that “The Orioles also are looking for outfield help.”
Umm…what?
In other news, the O’s appear to remain in the running to land one (or both) of the Japanese starters on the market. No real good links for that, just a compilation of what I’ve been reading for the past couple of weeks. I’d put the chances at somewhere around 50-50. It’s an educated guess.
Beyond that, things are moving very slowly. Not just with the Orioles, but with baseball free agency in general. The ripple effect that was predicted after the Mark Teixeira domino fell simply hasn’t materialized. Even decent second-tier guys like Lowe and Dunn remain “in negotiations,” perhaps as a result of widespread hesitancy to meet their salary demands.
Andy MacPhail has roughly six weeks to dig up anywhere from 2-4 veteran arms. That’s plenty of time for sure, but it’s going to pass faster than any of us think. I have to confess that I’m starting to sweat this a little bit.
For Baltimore Ravens fans who couldn’t get to Miami last weekend, one thing became clear after their team beat the Dolphins Sunday to earn a trip to the second round of the National Football League playoffs: It’s easier — and cheaper — to get to Nashville.
The Ravens will play the Tennessee Titans Saturday afternoon, and for many fans, that means road trip.
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Like thousands of other fans, Williams plans on driving the 11 to 12 hours with a group of family and friends to Nashville for Saturday’s match-up, and spending about $300 to $400 per person for tickets, transportation and lodging. Trip organizers say they expect more Ravens fans to travel to Nashville than were in Miami because many people in Baltimore either couldn’t afford or find a return flight, and the drive is much shorter.
Nestor Aparicio, owner of the WNST-AM radio station, is running a bus trip to Nashville that includes game tickets, a hotel room and tailgate parties. As of Monday evening, he had sold out nearly two bus loads, or 110 tickets.
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Tickets range from $550 to $700 for the bus package, whereas the cost of a weekend flight starts at approximately $400, Aparicio noted. The high cost of airfare kept Cole Rubin, founder of the fan travel company RavensTrips.com, from blocking off space on flights to Nashville as part of his travel package.
Rubin, who went through a broker to buy 80 tickets, is offering a similar hotel, ticket and party package for the weekend.
Aparicio noted that about 6,000 Ravens fans traveled to Nashville for a playoff game eight years ago, the season Baltimore eventually won the Super Bowl title. He and others expect more to make it this time.
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And while the team benefits from the emotional support — as exhibited by Coach John Harbaugh’s high-fiving about 200 fans after the Miami game — Nashville’s economy benefits from the influx of weekend visitors to the tune of an estimate $1.5 million in direct spending, according to the convention and visitors bureau.
England’s King Henry VIII married his fourth wife, Anne of Cleves on this day in 1540. Prior to Henry’s reign heterosexual promiscuity was consummated with one wife and several mistresses. Henry’s break from the Catholic Church was the beginning of the current heterosexual practice of multiple sexual partners, each under the umbrella of “Holy Matrimony.”
The practice of courtship then became cyclical instead of singular. And so it remains to this day.
Here Patty Duke performs the song “Henry the Eighth” popularized by Herman’s Hermits in 1965.
Henry and Anne’s marriage was annulled on July ninth that same year. Heterosexual family values being what they are.

- Frank and Nic's West End Grill is now open at 511 W. Pratt St at the Zenith Apartments. The "casually elegant" restaurant will be open daily for lunch and dinner, and will pair an innovative American cuisine menu with an extensive wine list. The restaurant also welcomes private functions, offering a full bar and state-of-the-art audio/visual equipment.
- Zachi Café and Gourmet is now serving up fresh sandwiches, pastas, salads, soups and sweets for take-out or eat-in at 237-239 W. Read St.
Coming Soon:
LuX Night Club is coming soon to the former Xanadu site at 10 S. Calvert St. The night club will also function as an upscale restaurant, serving contemporary American cuisine.
Phi Bistro will open in February in tandem with the new Hotel Indigo at 207 E. Redwood St. The 125-seat restaurant will offer breakfast, lunch, and dinner in a warm, chic atmosphere.
- Potbelly Sandwich Works is slated to open in early 2009 in the Greenehouse Apartments at 519 W. Pratt St. With this second Downtown location, Potbelly will bring its classic, affordable sandwiches to the Westside.
Subway will open a new location at 31 S. Calvert St. in March.
Wu Tang Clan featuring Method Man, Rza, Gza, Ghostface, Raekwon, Masta Killa, U-God, Cappadonna & Inspecta Deck at Sonar
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang at the Hippodrome
I found this today and had to share:
It’s so true - so much of our capitalistic society is built upon perception. If people perceive that the market is bad, they will do things that perpetuate just that, like take all of their money out of the stock market. The same applies to companies. Similarly, if a consumer perceives that all is not well with a company, they are surely more reluctant to do business with that company.
That’s why focusing on your brand identity, message and outreach is so important–especially now, when consumers are so sensitive to these factors. Those companies that move forward without fear will be rewarded with mindshare, and as a result, marketshare.
Garret Ohm
http://www.orange-element.com
We all know we should eat more leafy green vegetables, cut down on sugar, get more fiber, and drink more water. But is this really the only way to achieve optimal health with nutrition? It is possible to eat as if one is a walking nutrition textbook, but terribly isolating and difficult to maintain. Do we really want to be the only one on a diet in the office when the donuts are offered? Do we want our child to be only one at the birthday party who can’t eat a piece of cake? Of course not. I believe there are times when we must consider feeding our spirit as well as our bodies. While proper nutrition is the foundation of good health and can be a key to overcoming many chronic conditions, there are also times when the whole person — mind, body and spirit — is best served by simply joining in the fun. There are times when we need to feed the soul and not just the body. Eating an ice cream cone on a hot summer day, sharing a pizza with friends, or toasting a special occasion with a glass of champagne can add to the joys of life and are experiences we should not deny ourselves. The key to good health, I believe, is in determining how often a given meal or snack is a special occasion. Clearly our health will suffer if every day is donut day. Eating out at restaurants can be a challenge to our waistlines if we treat every meal as a celebration feast. But we can serve ourselves a heap of good health if we stop to think about whether this is truly a party, or is it a meal where I should be feeding my body the very best it deserves. Most of the time, most days, let’s increase the veggies, drink more water, get some fiber and reduce our sugar intake. Once in awhile, though, by all means, have some pizza. And please, savor each and every bite with gusto!
Christina Rutheiser, CNHP, Holistic Nutrition Consultant for Integrative Health Centers
If you ask someone “who are the Browns?” they can likely come up with the obvious answer, the Cleveland Browns of the National Football League, one of the oldest teams around with a storied history. But there was a time when the color brown was a bit more popular in sports nomenclature.
In Baseball there were the St. Louis Browns. In fact there were numerous iterations of the St. Louis Browns: the future Cardinals and the future Orioles (both teams changed to birds, odd). Such monochrome names really lend their legacies to that first professional baseball club, the Cincinnati Red Stockings. As I wrote over here, teams in the earlier years of baseball didn’t really have much in the way of official names, but rather nicknames derived from uniform elements or some kind of regional connection. The Reds had amassed a good deal of popularity in a barn storming tour in which they thoroughly dominated. So in 1875 the Brown Stockings came about. The team lasted for three seasons before going belly up. There was a game fixing scandal with the Louisville Grays that sent both teams out of business.
But, as we all know, St. Louis is one heck of a baseball town, so baseball returned in 1882. This new team took up the old browns name and colors (I think they were brown). The team played in the American Association before that went defunct, where they had great success, establishing a rivalry with the Chicago White Stockings (the future Cubs, not White Sox, as confusing as that is) of the National League.
Just as a quick aside, I’ve mentioned four different baseball teams, and all of them derive their nicknames from a color element. It’s a good thing that teams started taking inspiration from birds and the like, otherwise we’d really be at a loss for ideas once all the good colors were taken.
The Browns joined the National League themselves after 1892, and played under that nickname until 1899, when they were the Perfectos, a name that was promptly changed to the Cardinals the very next year. And so ends the tale of those original St. Louis Browns.
The next St. Louis Browns appeared a scant two years later in 1902. This team was an American League team, formerly known as the Milwaukee Brewers. The early twentieth century was very tumultuous for baseball. There was the National League, which was the majors, then there were the minor leagues, including the American League. But in 1900, the American League declared itself equal to the National League and pulled out of their agreement. Following this, nearly all the AL teams folded or moved. The Brewers hung on for one terrible season before going off to St. Louis.
There’s no great mystery behind their name choice. The old Browns were now the Cardinals, and the
name was a tribute to the former team, and likely sought to rope in former Browns watchers as well. Though they officially were not a continuation of the franchise, they adopted the name, colors (brown), and the old stadium which they remodeled, becoming the third concrete and steel baseball park, Sportsman’s Park.
However, overtime the Cardinals strengthened their team while the Browns languished, and St. Louis progressively became more of a Cardinals town. The Browns won one pennant, but it happened in 1944 and most believed it a fluke, as most of the star baseball players had joined the armed forces.
1951 brought colorful owner Bill Veeck. He was a great showman who presided over a Browns team that was never more than mediocre. He attempted to raid the Cardinals cabinet of players, but ultimately failed, his final humiliation coming in his having to sell the competing franchise Sportsman’s Park. Veeck had made no friends around the league for his antics, and was blocked from moved the team on his own. So he had to sell the controlling interest of the team off. He did so to Baltimore investors, who were promptly cleared to move the team to Baltimore as Veeck had tried and failed to do.
That did it for the Browns, St. Louis or otherwise. Baltimore changed the team name to the Orioles, in honor of their old defunct team. They gutted the roster with massive trades, and left the old Browns records behind.
So there it is, floating out there in limbo. A team that once sent a 45 year old Satchel Paige to the mound, a team that sent 3’7” man to bat complete with a fractional number on his uniform, a team in which the owner moved his family to the stadium to live. Though the original Browns were a good team for a while, the St. Louis Browns, when remembered, will always be remembered as more of a joke, somewhere on par with the Washington Senators, or Washington Generals for that matter. There’s the old Cardinals, and the fifty year joke.
But hey, you have to hand it to them, not too many bad teams lasted as long as they did. And between the different teams, a St. Louis Browns legacy held on for a long long time. All the Browns teams eventually turned into good teams (though they’ve had their ups and downs) and St. Louis kept the more successful franchise and Veeck extended his pioneering influence to the White Sox and entered the hall of fame. So really, I think this is one limbo team where the only people who lost out were the poor souls trotted out to play for them.
I’ve come to appreciate how much narrative informs our interpretation of the sensory data that we call reality. Yeah, I know … Zzzz. Right? But this power of story is what shapes the way our future unfolds.
Individually or collectively, the stories we adopt will affect our world greatly. Are we careful about which stories we claim as our own? Are we mindfully creating our own narrative, or are we adopting narratives that give other individuals the steering wheel?
It’s not easy, especially with our increasingly data-rich environment. Which is why silence is an increasingly valuable commodity.

The loss of a child, or any family member, is a tragedy to the involved family. In 1996, the Federal Government passed a law, HIPAA, Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 to protect the privacy of health information and keep it from being disseminated publicly. It was designed to protect your civil rights as it relates to your personal health. Yet, the death of Jett Travolta has evoked media coverage that belies this privacy right of Jett and his family.
Interviews with health EMT (emergency response technicians), the funeral home to get the diagnosis off the death certificate, all done to publicly defy the civil right of a minor and his family. Frankly, it’s none of our business what happened to Jett. It’s up to his parents now if they want to share information. The fact that his parents are in the media is no excuse for the behavior of the media to dissect and pontificate on this child’s care and health matters.
Where is the HIPAA agency in all this? Where is the rational, objective media on this? This is a personal tragedy for the family, not a public commentary. I hope this becomes a case for review of the HIPAA laws and punishment for those who spoke out publicly in a very private matter.
For the purpose of health information and education, the reader should understand that there are a number of causes of Grand Mal Seizures (sometimes their cause is unknown). They result from electical misfiring in the brain. In and of itself, repeated Grand Mal Seizures can be fatal. The force of these types of seizures are very strong resulting in injuries and, as stated, death. Medication may or may not help, particularly in a growing adolescent.
So much said in this case; so much inuendo related to this family’s religious belief. We live in a country where freedom of religion is a right. So is health privacy.
I became a regular at my current gym in October 2005, every bit as round-faced and red from exertion as this year's crop of newbies. So I can empathize with the people who've made a vow to live a healthier and more fit 2009.
A lot of people are intimidated by the gym and don't like to put themselves out there in front of gym rats who make the place their second homes. But the truth is that even the most fit in the gym are happy to see even the most out of shape people working out, as long as they're working out and not just going through the motions. I can't speak for anyone else, but I kind of like seeing people come in overweight and unhealthy and watch them as they slowly work themselves into shape. People notice that stuff, and while you might not hear it from anyone your efforts are noticed and, maybe, silently appreciated.
Having said that, I cannot wait for the new year's resolutioners to weed themselves out and for the pretenders to fall by the wayside. I've never had to wait for a stationary bike before this week, and the treadmill/elliptical/cardio area is so crowded it makes a guy claustrophobic.
So I will do my part to intimidate those going through the motions further this afternoon when I hit my treadmill interval workout like a speeding, raving madman. Holla!
;-)
P.S. The funniest thing about the gym newbies? How they have to drink a half gallon of water for a 20 minute stroll on the treadmill at 3 MPH. Heh.
Is that true, lj-friends? Do you have something you want to share? At the very least, tell me what you plan to eat for lunch. I'm on a health kick, so it's black bean soup with brown rice, a pear, and carrots for me.
Twins owner Carl Pohlad has passed away at the age of 93. Pohlad owned the team for almost 25 years and led them to two World Series wins during his tenure (thank you Kirby Puckett and Dan Gladden). Pohlad bought the team from Calvin Griffith, the scoundrel who moved the first Senators team out of Washington.No word yet on whether Timothy Busfield will now request to be released from his contract and whether through inheritance, Pohlad passed ownership of the team onto his 13-year-old grandson, a picture of him below:

(Bel Air, MD - January 5, 2009) - - Harford County Division of Emergency Operations has been recognized by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, National Weather Service as “StormReady”. The renewal of this recognition is valid from 2008 through 2011.
Harford County was the first county in Maryland to enroll in the program back in 2002. The “StormReady” designation means Harford County meets all of the communications, safety and preparedness requirements necessary to help citizens within the county receive weather warning and respond appropriately to weather events.
Harford is now one of 12 counties in the state enrolled in the program.
The announcement of Harford County’s renewed status of “StormReady” was made at the Division of Emergency Operations in Hickory.
“This continued recognition clearly shows your dedication to providing the citizens and visitors of Harford County with the best possible emergency management preparedness, National Weather Service Meteorologist in Charge James E. Lee stated. “The citizens of Harford County are well served by these capabilities and your efforts to constantly improve them,” Lee remarked.
During the brief presentation, Lee commended Harford County Emergency Manager Rick Ayers, who he called “a driving force in maintaining community preparedness for the varied weather hazards that can strike Harford County.”
Commenting on the special recognition the county’s EOC achieved, County Executive David R. Craig stated, “We are honored to receive this coveted recognition by the National Weather Service. The dedication, commitment and service of our emergency management team, dispatchers and managers are second to none as they provide quality service to the citizens of our county 365 days a year.”
Joining County Executive Craig at the recognition event were Director of Administration Lorraine Costello, Ernie Crist, Manager of the Emergency Operations Center, Larry Mabe, Deputy Manager, of the Emergency Operations Center and Rick Ayers, Emergency Manager for Harford County.
(Bel Air, MD - December 31, 2008) - - The Harford County Division of Agriculture is pleased to announce that Bonita Farm in Darlington is expanding its horse breeding operation, and will be the new home to four stallions that formerly stood at Maryland Stallion Station in Baltimore County.
Joining Go For Gin, Mojave Moon, and pensioned Preakness winner Deputed Testamony in Bonita’s stallion barn will be Outflanker, the second-leading sire in the mid-Atlantic region, as well as freshman sires Fantasticat, Gators N Bears, and St. Averil.
“There’s been a lot of negativity in Maryland racing, and these stallions bring a lot of positive attitude to our farm and to the county,” stated J. William Boniface, General Manager of Bonita Farm. “Outflanker already has a great reputation as a sire, and there is a lot of optimism to see how the first crop from the other three stallions performs in 2009.”
“It’s good for the county,” Boniface added. “We have a long history of good farms, good horses, and good breeders. These stallions will be easily accessible to other farms in the area.”
“This is great news for both Bonita Farm and for the horse industry in Harford County,” said C. John Sullivan, III, Deputy Chief of Staff for Agriculture. “It shows that our thoroughbred operations are still very strong despite the difficult climate in the industry. Added to the quality stallions already at Bonita Farm, Murmur Farm, and Country Life Farm, this acquisition only enhances Harford’s reputation for being the birthplace of champion horses.”
Bonita Farm is located in the historic Lower Deer Creek Valley, and its 390 acres have been in Ag preservation since 1985.
To learn more about the horse industry in Harford County, log on to the Division of Agriculture’s website at www.HarfordFarms.com. For more information on Bonita Farm and its new stallions, log on to www.bonitafarm.com.
In one of my earliest blogposts I declared that Rock Is Dead. Nothing in the past few years has made me think the corpse has gotten any warmer, but I still like to pay my respects. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland is a beautiful shiny white mausoleum to the art form that I have been to a couple of times.
Since not everybody makes a pilgrimage to Lake Erie to pay homage, they have opened the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Annex in Manhattan. The day after Christmas my family took a trip on the Megabus for the express purpose of seeing what the Annex had to offer. Here is a comparison of the two locations.
While eating at Goodburger, a transplanted Ohioan saw my souvenir bag and asked me if the Annex was worth the time and money. I had to reluctantly give it a thumbs down, especially if you have been to the main museum. Even in New York, the Times Square Hard Rock Café probably gives The Annex a run for its money in number of display items (although The Annex has an edge in historical significance) and the Hard Rock serves a really good pulled pork sandwich.
I'm listening to Sgt. Pepper's from start to finish for the first time, which hopefully gives me a somewhat unique perspective on the record. My goal is not to slaughter a sacred cow, nor is it to blindly celebrate an album just because I've been told it's great. I'm merely reviewing Sgt. Pepper's as a guy who loves rock music but is very late in getting around to a really important album.
Music:

Sgt. Pepper's only major flaw is that most of the songs don't rock. The experiments on this record forever changed the face of rock music, but hardly anything here possesses the excitement or energy of the earlier Beatles recordings. This album planted the seeds of great musical creativity, but it also planted seeds that grew into flaccid musical genres like Adult Alternative. For that alone, it's flawed.
With that said, I loved listening to Sgt. Pepper's. I heard new things in songs I've known for years, and I fell in love with songs that are new to me. "A Day in the Life" is amazing, and "Within You Without You" blew me away. "Fixing a Hole" and "She's Leaving Home" are very touching and emotional, and it's hard to believe they came from the mind of a 24-year-old rock star. I'd always dismissed "When I'm Sixty Four" as being just another silly love song, but it's actually a wonderfully poignant sentiment about two people sharing a life together.
On the down side, "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" is stupid, "Lovely Rita" is trite, and "With a Little Help from My Friends" is annoying. The occasional cultural references date the music far more than the production does, and the drug references sprinkled throughout the record reek of cheap rebellion.
Packaging:

The cover of Sgt. Pepper's is almost as influential as the music. It's nice that this CD release includes additional information about how both the record and the jacket were created. For instance, I never knew that this was the first record to include printed lyrics, that Mae West initially refused to be included in a "lonely hearts club," or that John Lennon requested an extremely high-pitched noise be put at the end of "A Day in the Life" to annoy people's dogs. (This last bit of info makes me suspect that Mr. Lennon was a bit of a douchebag.) This was a superb package the first time around, and despite the reduced size of the CD jacket, the additional information makes this a great package on CD also.
Listen if you like: Any music from the past 40 years. It reflects poorly on me that I'm just now listening to this record for the first time.
If it were food, it'd be: water.
Have you ever heard of soft close drawers? I had my first experience with soft close drawers this past week and, it seems odd to say, but they are pretty cool. Soft close drawers have quickly become a very popular addition to many kitchen and bathroom drawers and even cabinets. I recorded a quick demonstration so you can see how they function.
How Soft Close Drawers Work
Soft close drawers have a spring mechanism embedded in the drawer runners. After the drawer reaches a certain point on the runner, the spring acts to slowly pull the drawer closed. Even if you slam the drawer, a shock absorber slows the momentum of the drawer, causing it to close in a smooth, quiet fashion.
Problems with Soft Close Drawers
People joke that the only problem with soft close drawers is that you become accustomed to them and start slamming all other drawers. But, there seems to be one other complaint. Some soft close drawers do not close well unless you put some force behind it. This is could be caused by unlevel drawer runners that encourage the drawer to remain open.
What do you think? Do you have soft close drawers? Do you like them?
I contemplated whether or not to write this post as I kind of hate rehashes of old material. Mostly because that’s one of the purported signs of a blog’s decline. But fuck it, we’ve had a banner inaugural year and tons of shit needs to be highlighted. Below is just a smattering of our best/my favorite articles and coverage we’ve had in the past year.
Of particular personal significance was my chance to interview one of my musical icons, Béla Fleck, breaking controversial first word on Whartscape logistics and getting press access for Bonnaroo. So check out some of the highlights of the first of many years to come for Aural States.
Interviews:
Lo Moda (w/ Scott, Peter, Raili, Christian, Antony, Gillian)
Matmos (w/ Drew Daniel, Martin Schmidt)
The Presets (w/ Julian Hamilton)
Wham City & Whartscape (w/ Adam Endres)
Wye Oak (w/ Andy Stack, Jenn Wasner)
Show Reviews:
Photos / Review: Lo Moda, Miracles, Thrust Lab @ the Windup Space (2008.11.21)
Built to Spill, Meat Puppets, The Drones @ Rams Head Live
Jay Reatard, Vincent Black Shadow, Ratsize @ Sonar
Small Sur Record Release Party @ 2640 Space
Show Review: Daniel Johnston, Lizz King and Jason Dove @ the Ottobar
Show Review - Matmos @ Floristree, Baltimore
Album Reviews:
Abigail Washburn & the Sparrow Quartet - Self-Titled (Nettwerk)
The Bug - London Zoo (Ninja Tune)
Small Sur - We Live in Houses Made of Wood (Tender Loving Empire)
13th Floor Elevators - Psychedelic Sounds of the 13th Floor Elevators Mono LP (Sundazed)
Marin Alsop & the BSO - Dvorák: Symphony No 9, Symphonic Variations

























